Felons getting out to go play golf Let's find that boy who cried wolf! My name's Roger Stone and I'm so well connected, Gonna get out of jail and take care of business! Break Out! x4 I've paid my debt to society 26 months and put it behind of me! You will know when I am gone, my ride out of here is Air Force One! Break Out! x4 You little peasants can't keep me down! Let's make Robert Mueller our little clown! Might makes right is my motto, Gonna get my dick sucked in Epstein's grotto! Break Out! X4 Who's got two thumbs ands getting out of prison? These white collar lawyers have beat the penal system! Let's rule against the cheating Supreme Court! Let's have freedom for Paul Manafort! Break Out! x4 In a world of evil, how can there be sin? Just ask my main man, Michael Flynn! All we gotta do boys is stick to the plan, Take a fall for the boss and he'll get us out again! Break Out! x5

You have no sense of empathy If it's not about you it's the enemy You don't give a shit about anything else But yourself! You fan the flames of fear and anger putting other's lives in danger You protect your fragile ego Before anything else. Bunker Bitch! Bunker Bitch! When you get scared you run and hide! Bunker Bitch Bunker Bitch! How do you sleep on that fucking bed of LIES? x2 Now you hold a book above your head One I doubt that you've ever read Preening at a church that you don't attend! You try to sound all big and bad but all in all it's fucking sad! Jesus Christ! Will this ever end? Bunker Bitch! Bunker Bitch! When you get scared you run and hide! Bunker Bitch Bunker Bitch! How do you sleep on that fucking bed of LIES?

Someday soon we'll hear a famous old man died But very few will weep or cry. Blunts will be smoked and beer will be drank When we find out that Donald's kicked the tank! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck your family! Fuck your legacy! Fuck you, you're dead! No great cry of grief from the populace, Instead a cheer because we think it's fabulous! The procession will be huge! A reverse JFK. People line the streets to spit, and flip birds your way! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck your family! Fuck your legacy! Fuck you, you're dead! For his politics of hate, corruption, and division I sincerely hope that he dies in prison! But I have a feeling that he'll die like he lived, Sitting on the toilet, taking a giant shit. Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck your family! Fuck your legacy! Fuck you, you're dead! Ha ha ha

I don't need no news or facts, Can't live my life like that No bullshit, no liberal lie, This ain't gonna be the way I'll die! I'm too dumb to die I'm too dumb to die! Fox News tells me what to do COVID-19 is just the flu We don't need to close the church, Cause that'll leave the market in the lurch! Am I too dumb to die? Am I too dumb to die?! Well I had me some time to think about it Old people dying well that will do it You know wearing a mask it looks kinda cool And these fucking kids are home from school! Are you too dumb to die? Are you too dumb to die?! Give me some space! Don't touch your face! Just shut up and shelter in place This virus it ain't going away Let's live to fight to fight another day! Are you too dumb to die? x2 Are you too dumb to die? x4

There's a bar in midtown Wilmington where thirsty comrades can get some drinking done! Vodka and schnapps are on special tonight, We're smashing the system while we get tight! At Big Bad Bernie's Bolshevik Beverage Barn Between the coffee house and the cemetery It's where socialists drink and make merry! At Big Bad Bernie's Bolshevik Beverage Barn At Big Bad Bernie's Bolshevik Beverage Barn At Big Bad Bernie's Bolshevik Beverage Barn The pennies on the bar are just for decoration Cause you won't need them in Bernie's nation No tipping allowed is the Bolshevik way Keep your coins cause we want change! At Big Bad Bernie's Bolshevik Beverage Barn Between the coffee house and the cemetery It's where socialists drink and make merry! At Big Bad Bernie's Bolshevik Beverage Barn At Big Bad Bernie's Bolshevik Beverage Barn At Big Bad Bernie's Bolshevik Beverage Barn Breaking up the corporation and the banks Enjoy the Jazz Jam and give thanks Across the street from Wallace Park Were those gun shots or is it fireworks? At Big Bad Bernie's Bolshevik Beverage Barn Between the coffee house and the cemetery It's where socialists drink and make merry! At Big Bad Bernie's Bolshevik Beverage Barn At Big Bad Bernie's Bolshevik Beverage Barn At Big Bad Bernie's Bolshevik Beverage Barn

2020 was already a giant bummer But don't look now it got even dumber There's a new theory spreading hither and yon Some stupid nonsense called QAnon It preys upon our fears for the children And the creepy pedophiles who walk among them It says the Illuminati and Tom Hanks Are trafficking kids via off-shore banks! Qanon think they'll save the children! Qanon but their minds are the victims! Qanon it's like scientology without money! Qanon this shit ain't even funny! Antisemitic cranks and shady wankers Fighting reptoids and hook-nosed bankers The president's clone's in a pizza parlor basement Crackpots and YouTube trolls torpedo the Deep State! They've got two candidates on the ballot for Congress, Two IEDs on the road to progress They say John-John is coming back, If you believe that, you must be on crack! Qanon think they'll save the children! Qanon but their minds are the victims! Qanon it's like scientology without money! Qanon this shit ain't even funny!

Won't you be my neighbor, well come a little closer Throw up your horns, dontcha be a poser! The puppets are talking to me! x4 I've got a really magic trolley and some really sick puppets! Screw Jim Henson and his hairy ass muppets! The puppets are talking to me! x4 My friend Daniel Tiger, he always wears a watch, Cause he's always drinkin that scotchy scotchy scotch! The puppets are talking to me! x4 Mr. McFeely's here and he's got a really big package, He stopped by Taco Bell because he knows we need that snackage! The puppets are talking to me! x4 King Friday the 13th, he's the last of his line! Cause he's always drinkin that sweet berry wine! The puppets are talking to me! The puppets are all over me! I can't breathe! I can't see! Goddamn it, these puppets!

Hey kids, wanna do some drone strikes? War Crimes! All right! Things like schools, hospitals, and cultural sites. War Crimes! All right! Or we could totally uproot an elected government War Crimes! All right! Use the CIA to fund some local insurgents! War Crimes! All right! If everything's by the book, it ain't no fun! So let's pull some shady shit, and get things done! Nah man, it's not torture. It's just Michael Jackson. War Crimes! All right! See look at him, he's laughin! War Crimes! All right! And no need to worry if an allied general gets in the way, War Crimes! All right! We'll just say we were attacked, and it's all okay! War Crimes! All right! I'd like to thank Republican Jesus for Guantanamo Bay Because this shit didn't start or end with Abu Ghraib! Hittin civilian targets, there's nothing finer. War Crimes! All right! Field hospitals, public rails, and airliners. War Crimes! All right! Mine fields, IEDs, and poisoning wells, War Crimes! All right! Government funded terrorism, now that's what sells! War Crimes! All right! Any road that leads to victory, is not a sin. For history is always written, by those who win! War Crimes! All right! x4

Let's go to Mexico! Drinking tequila with our new amigos Let's go to Mexico! No damn Cuervo, we only drink local! I've booked a bus to cross at El Paso, Going through red states, driver go faster! Exchange 20 pesos for a dollar Comida autentica makes me holler! Let's go to Mexico! Drinking tequila with our new amigos Let's go to Mexico! No damn Cuervo, we only drink local! Rats will swim from a sinking ship I'm giving this rat farm a pink slip Moving to Mexico, we'll learn to speak Spanish Kiss our families goodbye we've got to vanish! Let's go to Mexico! Drinking tequila with our new amigos Let's go to Mexico! No damn Cuervo, we only drink local! I'm switching from beer to tequila and lime Got to adapt to my new clime Ciudad Juarez and begin again Talk shit about gringos with our new friends! Let's go to Mexico! Drinking tequila with our new amigos Let's go to Mexico! No damn Cuervo, we only drink local! South of the border we're having fun Take a siesta and get out of the sun I'm so glad that we all came down here I hardly miss that hipster craft beer! Let's go to Mexico! Drinking tequila with our new amigos Let's go to Mexico! No damn Cuervo, we only drink local!

We'll teach you not to mess around with the federales in Portland town Tag you and bag you just like a piece of meat, We'll throw you in van right off of the street! It's Donald's little private war, it's his chance to even the score. Bullying the kids all dressed in black, It's like an ROTC flash back! Punch the gas! Kick some ass! Aiming for center mass! Launching the tear gas! Calm your shit down real fast! Wear no nametags or a rank we'll slap in zipties you Antifa skank! Sinister works of private contractors Blackwater, ZTI, and mercenary forces Wall of moms, dads, and vets People against our fascist shit! Punish graffiti and idealism, We'll throw you in a federal prison! Punch the gas! Kick some ass! Aiming for center mass! Launching the tear gas! Calm your shit down real fast! -Spoken part Punch the gas! Kick some ass! Aiming for center mass! Launching the tear gas! Calm your shit down real fast! x3

Most kinds of seafood, dancing, and booze These are things I don't want to lose The devil's works are all around you, So how bout giving the devil his due? Buddhism Taoism, and chocolate cake These are things that God wants to take. Polycotton blends and short haircuts, Women's jewelry and taking it in the butt! Oh no! Why does it say I can't have lobster? Whoever wrote that's some kind of monster! Blues, dancing, it's the devil's way There has to be a shade of grey! They said blues was the devil's music, The notes are there so why don't we use it? Use it if you can, If you don't you're a stupid man!

Once I had a sip of perfection it was a fleeting moment just a taste. Sublime experience it branded me, Now everything else seems a waste! What I seek is just beyond my grasp, Tantalus' prison holds me fast. Your pale daylight burns like fire Leave me alone to my dark desire! Whoa oh oh Life's a puzzle to a guy like me I've already figured out the mystery But now I'm stuck back in my box Scouring the corners for the key There are others I've found who Share the same hooks I do Follow back the links of the chain, Draw and quarter your own brain! Whoa oh oh My own flesh is nailed to a post, Only lust inhabits this ghost! Reality has come unfurled, I seek what's beyond this world! Hah ha ha ha It's all a lie! You little pigs don't even know! You're all coming with me! Whoa oh oh

Do the Karen Ask for the manager Do the Karen Ask for the manager Do the Karen Bring your shitty kids Do the Karen And don't you dare leave a tip Do the Karen Wear a bob to the side, hate everything alive yeah Do the Karen So you go to the Mexican restaurant, you know the nice one, not the authentic one And they forgot your cheese, so you get cheesed they forgot your cheese, And don't just sit there like a normal person and just eat your food, NO! You've got to bitch about it online about how your life is so hard and leave a lengthy one star review! Do the Karen Ask for the manager Do the Karen Ask for the manager Do the Karen Bring your shitty kids Do the Karen And don't you dare leave a tip Do the Karen Wear a bob to the side, hate everything alive yeah Do the Karen So one more time I'm going to tell you how to do it, So that's what you do take your aging upper middle class white woman ass and you're gonna do the Karen, Because you're completely unafraid of the consequences of your actions, most likely because you've never suffered them! But it's not your fault, be yourself that's what they say! You're doing it, you're doing it! Yeah! Do the Karen Ask for the manager Do the Karen Ask for the manager Do the Karen Bring your shitty kids Do the Karen And don't you dare leave a tip Do the Karen Wear a bob to the side, hate everything alive Do the Karen! So that's what they tell you to do, they tell you to be yourself but they don't really mean it Because when you're being yourself it's you! You don't like black people, you don't like brown people, you don't like people speaking Spanish around you. But that's okay because that's you, you're just being yourself! It's okay Karen, it's just you! And lets say you're in a public park and there's black people just doing their own thing, No you can't let them just do their own thing. You're a Karen! Just call the cops, call the cops on them, because its okay you don't have to take responsibility and if someone points a camera at you, oh my god, it's not your fault! Do the Karen Ask for the manager Do the Karen Ask for the manager Do the Karen Bring your shitty kids Do the Karen And don't you dare leave a tip Do the Karen Wear a bob to the side, hate everything alive yeah Do the Karen So that's the whole thing it's all about being yourself and you upper middle class white women you're shitty people and that's fine! Because you can express yourself, you have all of social media to tell everyone what you think Leave all these one star reviews, call the cops on everybody! You're just being you Karen! That's what they always say, be yourself. But it's you, yeah you're a shitty person, But that's all you can do! You're only you! No need to be a better person! Fuck them all, they're all losers! Those losers, goddamn them! I like winners. You know what I mean Karen? I know you do. Just be yourself, be a shitty person. It's okay. If people can't deal, fuck them! You can get a lawyer, they can't afford lawyers. It's all right.

Hey Eric whattaya got there? It's a sandwich! Whattaya gonna do with that? Well goddamn I'm gonna fuck that ham! I'm what you'd call an incel I never could get laid. But now I got the joy of cooking I've got it made! You closed minded bigots just won't understand, But you better believe I'm gonna fuck that ham! Fuck that tham You know I'm gonna fuck that ham Fuck that ham I wanna get all up in that ham yeah yeah Fuck this ham Fuck that ham Oh I'm gonna fuck that ham Fuck that ham Oh I'm gonna get waist deep way up in that ham Fuck that ham Fuck that ham Oh I'm gonna fuck the ham Fuck that ham Ohhh baby yeahhhh Fuck this ham Fuck that ham Oh I'm gonna fuck that ham Fuck this ham Oh I want to get all those tender juices Fuck this ham I like Smithfields, and Murphys. Hillshire farms oh yeah Fuck this ham Oh I'm gonna fuck that ham Fuck this ham How do ya feel about balogna?